11. Phoenix, Arizona is just too friggin’ hot.
12. I am new to heavy bikes and I’d rather not drop my own.
13. Riding cowboy country on a Vespa makes people look at you funny.
14. Because it never rains in Sedona. Well, hardly ever. Almost never. So what, I needed a shower anyway.
15. I am not the iron-ass I used to be. I’ll ride yours before I ride mine out from Boston.
16. I own a ’72 Shovehead. I’d rather ride a Harley that works.
17. Putting my girlfriend in an Electra Glide seat was the only way she’d let me do this.
18. Riding the Southwest at 40 mpg is cheaper than a motorhome at 7.
19. I’m an investment banker. This is what my my alter ego makes me do on weekends.
20. Now, my tattoo makes sense.
