1. You have a bike license but no bike. Renting one beats stealing.
2. Jerome on the weekend. Nobody knows, or cares, if you rent it or own it.
3. $400 a month for 4 years or $99 for a day. You pick.
4. You’re wearing leather and/or lace. Way overdressed for Hertz.
5. Up SR260 and SR87 to Winslow. You can see Canada when you blast out of the pines and into the desert.
6. White Spar or Mingus Mountain if you want to knee-drag a bagger.
7.You drive a Gixer or Ninja and want to see what being your dad feels like.
8. It’s Sedona. Blame it on a vortex .
9. Your (husband/wife) has been riding you long enough. Now it’s your turn.
10. Oak Creek Canyon in a car is scenic . On a bike, it makes some people puke.
